the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars
my penis is fully erected
John legend is real af for this.
#legendary
I hate them bringing up his education. You can’t call out racism without going to college? And clearly all the Trumps’ education did nothing for them.
This is the year y'all… We ain’t takin no more shit
then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara
about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg
what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd
WELL WE GON FIND OUT
hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT
THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART
OH
HOLY PISSING HELL
MY CHILD
im peeing
ITS BACK
Hey @iguanamouth, guess what found it’s way back to my dash
hey lauren did you eat this or what
this post ruined my fucking life
