May 2013
That idol that isn’t even one of your biases but every time you see a picture of him your just like
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
thewonderlessyears:
thewonderlessyears:
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
teenagedaddy:
its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
unfollower:
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
theanti90smovement:
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
me: eats a snack while making a snack
inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
getoffmybloghoe:
how does the math book say goodbye?
calculater
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
katkinkat:
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
oomshi:
*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
beyoncebeytwice:
its not a real holiday unless it gets me out of school
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
